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Toilet Alarm
Offline-first • On-device • No photos saved

No snooze.
Toilet proof.

Toilet Alarm is an alarm that only turns off when you prove you’re up — by opening the app and showing a real toilet to your camera. Stop flushing your day down the toilet.

Setup
Under 10 seconds
Works
Offline, on-device
Privacy
No uploads, no accounts
Sir Flush smiling — the Toilet Alarm mascot

How it works

Three steps. One goal: get you out of bed — and to the nearest toilet.

Set an alarm

Pick a time, choose repeat days, and you’re done. Minimal settings, fast setup.

It rings

No snooze allowed! Get up out of bed and find a toilet.

Show a toilet

Point the live camera at any toilet. When it’s verified on-device, the alarm stops.

Built for mornings

Playful on the surface. Serious about reliability, privacy, and a “fresh & clean” vibe.

Offline-first, on-device verification

Toilet detection runs on your phone. No network required. Great for airplane mode and spotty Wi‑Fi.

No accounts No cloud sync No uploads

Low-light friendly

Helpful prompts and an optional flash toggle when the bathroom is dark.

Fast, minimal setup

Set an alarm in seconds. Big controls that feel good at 6:45 AM.

iOS reality check

Persistent ring (within iOS limits)

iOS allows lock-screen dismiss. Toilet Alarm mitigates with optional “re-notify” cascades until the mission is completed.

Privacy-forward by default

Camera frames stay on-device and aren’t stored or uploaded by default.

Failsafe included

If detection struggles, an “Emergency Off” appears after a timeout — with a friction action so it’s not too easy.